WHETHER you live in Mordialloc, Milan or Montenegro, there's a good chance that when you turn on your television it is to watch CSI, House or Desperate Housewives.

MEREWETHER'S Richie Campbell scored the equaliser but it was not enough for Australia to beat Montenegro and seal a place in the men's water polo quarter-finals in Beijing yesterday.

AUSTRALIA played ugly water polo yesterday to beat Canada 8-5 and will need to improve to beat either powerhouses Hungary or the highly rated Montenegro in their remaining two men's pool games.

Argentina 6 Serbia & Montenegro 0

FIRST East Timor split from its western appendage. Now Montenegro has chosen to go it alone after 14 years of sometimes blissful, sometimes icy union with Serbia.